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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
May your optimism be based in realism, and your pessimism totally unfounded.

roses are red, diamonds are blue
I wanna look at the night sky with you

Estradiol is a monoid in the category of estrogenfunctors.
Location Utrecht, The Netherlands
Birthday 2002-12-12
Pronouns She/They (EN), Zij/Die (NL)
Neurodivergent? I am neurotypical to myself.
Gender Female with a body that disagreed from birth
Pronouns she/they
Itch.io https://1ntro.itch.io
Hotel? Trivago
Author Found dead in a ditch under suspicious circumstances
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
my tooth hurts. it is not optimal.
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1y
Some things are something to me
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You say cheapskate, I say opportunist
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@Natuwu you're winning in how often you lose
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1y
@nugget handle with care
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@Natuwu Good thing it's afternoon
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1y
She asked me for a razor. So I gave her Occam's.
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1y
joke explanation (lame) @loller10000 anyway explaining the jokes is Boron.
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1y
joke explanation (lame) @loller10000 I actually just had the periodic table open to research puns and you show up with the steel one (it was good in isolation!! but not in context imo :3)
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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joke explanation (lame) @loller10000 Copper, Iron, and Lead are periodic metals. Steel is an alloy. Aurora here is not doing the proper research /hj
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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@loller10000 You know, this thread was periodically funny, until now. :3
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@loller10000 No, not this one. They lead a calm life.
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1y
I was talking to a police agent made of metal yesterday. They were a copper.
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I came across a field with flowers, all neatly lined up, in Rose.
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update: it's fun! its like a deckbuilder but with very basic assassin's creed esque combat. not bad at all for 4 bucks lmfao
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1y
okay steam randomly recommended me a game with these user-defined tags. im never not buying this, btw
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@hertog got a link for an idiot like me?
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1y
@Natuwu You could play Magic hourly...?
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1y
@Rycer damn.
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@Rycer Up the counter chief