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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
May your optimism be based in realism, and your pessimism totally unfounded.

roses are red, diamonds are blue
I wanna look at the night sky with you

Estradiol is a monoid in the category of estrogenfunctors.
Location Utrecht, The Netherlands
Birthday 2002-12-12
Pronouns She/They (EN), Zij/Die (NL)
Neurodivergent? I am neurotypical to myself.
Gender Female with a body that disagreed from birth
Pronouns she/they
Itch.io https://1ntro.itch.io
Hotel? Trivago
Author Found dead in a ditch under suspicious circumstances
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
anyone got a good recommendation for a webshop to buy a gag for... professional reasons
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@loller10000 I generally agree
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Everything Call me Rhyme and Reason the way I rhyme without reason and reason without rhyme
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Everything And I win sides and I ding rides and I Bing flights to the seasides

And I feel right, and I steal rights, cause I bill rights and I climb hights, and I wear shorts and I wear tights
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Everything I have an insight into your insides and I'm inside so not in sight
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Nothing @themtog
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@sara_objectionable Imagine 3 coffee's
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@sara_objectionable Beltalowda
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@loller10000 If you dislike number go up so much, why do you play Cryptic?
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@loller10000 yeah I love the gameplay loop of 'kill enemy creature then swing'

Rather than mathematically calculating the combinations and the eliminations and the calculations and the fancyations and the United Nations to win the game
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
I got liberated by a Frog deck. lets goo
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
please get me out of Dimir jail, its so boring
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
open.spotify.com/track/0k8tFbalDRzAfD2EC9BEiQ?si=7QF-At-IRYCf72gBRCPuvQ Window Kid is my goat
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
I will tolerate no UK Grime slander. This shit is perfect vibe music.
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@hertog @loller10000 youtu.be/zF5Ddo9JdpY?si=hCuit0CI4Cc0OW6w
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
I'm a high school dropout. It's because I'm afraid of heights.
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Fun fact: during Covid, the Dutch travel restrictions were higher than elsewhere.

They didn't want any koffers.

(If you don't speak Dutch, this one isn't gonna land. Vaardigheidsprobleem.)
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
On one of those journeys, I found a clothes shop on a train. They sold fast fashion.
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
I've travelled all of Europe's rail network, and now I'm at the final boss.

I've trained my whole life for this.
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@hertog @starlight Tonguesten