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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
May your optimism be based in realism, and your pessimism totally unfounded.

roses are red, diamonds are blue
I wanna look at the night sky with you

Estradiol is a monoid in the category of estrogenfunctors.
Location Utrecht, The Netherlands
Birthday 2002-12-12
Pronouns She/They (EN), Zij/Die (NL)
Neurodivergent? I am neurotypical to myself.
Gender Female with a body that disagreed from birth
Pronouns she/they
Itch.io https://1ntro.itch.io
Hotel? Trivago
Author Found dead in a ditch under suspicious circumstances
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Class at 9am only bearable because of Pepsi, coffee, and the inherent rebellion in this deranged mind
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@nytpu www.twitch.tv/fulham/clip/SilkySmokyCodDAESuppy-1B7M6fX138As2qKf?lang=de relevant clip
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@nytpu yo, I'm feinberg and I'm an 18 year old speedrunner from Chicago, Illinois

/uj this guy is my goat
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
what the FUCK is my Vinted recommending to me??????
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@sara_objectionable ...

I get to mention Path of Exile again !!
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@hertog noooooooooo
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@ava Taskmaster my beloved <3
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@kibbeling @loller10000 they have to be imagined according to the guydelines though...
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@loller10000 yeayea I'm going back to footballing next week already
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@loller10000 ... I'm sorry for your loss... /jealous
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Got more white stuff in my hair than goes up a coke addict's nose

I hate dandruff so much
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@hertog @ShadowJonathan I hardly know her
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OZnhOZejSU

pure unadultered British idiots on dnb

peak in its awfulness
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@loller10000 Murder? I hardly know her
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
a duck walked up to Valéria's house and said

"got any grapes"

and I closed the door cause they're my fucking grapes I paid for them and now I am going to eat them
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1y
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Just read the phrase "existential absurdism" and am now in great pain
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
well I guess I'm just gonna have to wear it to school a lot next week to compensate, what a travesty!
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
harness is getting delivered today, the day after I wanted to have it

I'm so sad I have a good harness, fuck, such a disappointment
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@Natuwu gonk take :3