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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
A piece of asphalt a day keeps the worries away

214S enjoyer

Asphalt my beloved elphelt
Location asphalt factory
Birthday 0625-05-01
gender asphalt
pronouns she/her
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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
I am buying strive on switch and going to celestial playing elphlet on a single joycon in a mcdonalds
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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
caps, hype mastodon.hermitcollective.net/notes/9xg5fvmphmhanp45

WELL GUESS WHAT
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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
Asphaaalt!!!!
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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
Yoooo, Strive is coming to the switch

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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
@jo can I get one but it's just elphelt's scream on from her gun
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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
@alex @hertog holy shit wide sajam
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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
@jo but what does ​:ramlethal:​ think of ​:Asphalt:​
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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
Belgians are good at food.

Which is why the inventor of modern-day asphalt, Edward De Smetd, is Belgian-American!

Thank you Belgium for another delicacy 😋
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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
@metalkid84 Thank you for your order!

The 3 tons of asphalt you ordered will be delieverd to your location...

instantly!
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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
@jo @themtog bruh this button is punishable on reaction from full screen
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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
@themtog I mean, it's actually a good change because it wouldn't really buff her strengths (offense) and would only help cover a dead spot she has in neutral between f.S range and her normal 2k range
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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
They should make Elphelt's 2k low profile
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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
I am not gonna sugarcoat it:

​:_214:​ ​:_S:​
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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
@jo you're in my mix
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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
It is the fate's cruelest irony that they are separated by but 173 years
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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
Rip Shammuramat you would have loved asphalt
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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
@hertog can we add this as an emoji
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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
They should make the falling pipe sound effect but it's asphalt
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2y
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Asphalt Asphalt Consumer Asphalt @asphalt@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2y
mmmgh asphalt