Hertog
@hertog@mastodon.hermitcollective.netHermitcollective's official statement on the recent drama
I'm gonna make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch-ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife! That's right; he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out, and he pissed on my fucking wife! And he said his dick was "THIS BIG" and I said "That's disgusting!" So I'm making a callout post on my mastodon-dot-hermitcollective-dot-net: Shadow the Hedgehog, you have a small dick, It's the size of this walnut except way smaller! And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows, look at that; it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth! That's right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH... I'M GONNA GO HIGHER... I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOON!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOOOON, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DRRRROPPLETS hit the fucking Earth! Now get out of my sight, before I piss on you too!