You are reading this in regards to my last mail informing you of my rights. You have yet to give me what I am owed. The way I see it you and every other institution bearing your insignia have yet to grant me a lighthouse of appropriate scale.
My noble cause requires said lighthouse to be available to me AT ALL TIMES, INCLUDING NOW!
While I understand these are turbulent times, I will make them much much worse if you don't grant me this noble estate.
