kiera
@keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
game awards trans lady that studies games she/her 20, HRT (27-7-2025)
kiera
@keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
showed my aunt a howtobasic video and she started throwing eggs at the local population. should i be concerned?
kiera
@keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
besties love me until i lock them in the mandrill maze
kiera
@keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Yes it died.
kiera
@keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
I just hit a dog going 70mph on my truck. Such a shitty xmas eve RN. It ran right up on the highway. I hate this year so much.
kiera
@keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
everything i say on the fediverse is true and usable in a court of law as evidence. do not believe the haters
kiera
@keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
played chess in a championship and i won, nobody noticed i was eating all the pieces yummy king nomnomnom
kiera
@keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
was at the club last night and hit up a girl like "hey girlie wanna see how hard i can piss" needless to say we are now married
kiera
@keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@MagicLike killing you with a hammer.. violently
kiera
@keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
keep getting calls from this so called "belastingdienst" saying that i owe them half a million euros. they must be lying, this has absolutely nothing to do with the tax fraud i have been committing for years on end
kiera
@keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
girl are you a deer in headlights bc youve been staring at the evil intimidating horse for 3 hours now
kiera
@keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
me: man i look good today the evil dysphoria demon that lives inside my head: no the fuck you do not
kiera
@keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
making the evil ass machine that turns lead into gold for the infinite money glitch
kiera
@keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
me trying to stop the little rat in my brain from playing the rizz sound effect when i fumble a bad bitch
kiera
@keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
half life 2 dr breen pissed on my furniture and upholstery. how do i punish him for his sins
kiera
@keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@loller10000 young lmao imagine being born in 2006
kiera
@keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
kazuma kiryu has sadly perished in a hit and run
kiera
@keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
could transitioning have saved her?
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