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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
May your optimism be based in realism, and your pessimism totally unfounded.

roses are red, diamonds are blue
I wanna look at the night sky with you

Estradiol is a monoid in the category of estrogenfunctors.
Location Utrecht, The Netherlands
Birthday 2002-12-12
Pronouns She/They (EN), Zij/Die (NL)
Neurodivergent? I am neurotypical to myself.
Gender Female with a body that disagreed from birth
Pronouns she/they
Itch.io https://1ntro.itch.io
Hotel? Trivago
Author Found dead in a ditch under suspicious circumstances
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Oh, in case the government sees this, I did in fact not steal a powerbank.
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
I stole a powerbank recently. Guilty as charged.
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Cues, clues, cues, clues...

I'm about to stick a pool cue up my ass
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
I just went to the hairdresser to get a haircut.

It was a hairy situation, but I had a lot of Föhn.
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@hertog 1000 words and no conflict yet, I'm basically still in Act I
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
"hey write a bit of backstory for a TTRPG character"

normal people: name, age, gender

me: socio-economic strata, mafia politics, and a pantheon of gods

what is wrong with me
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
"You know what they say, twink around and find out" - a friend
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
God plays dice with the universe, and he keeps rolling low for history checks
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@loller10000 it's just wrong
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@loller10000 Nope, that's wrong
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
I don't have core values, I only have HARDCORE VALUES 👿
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@hertog thanks for chiming in
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@hertog no, I am truly global.
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@hertog Your morals will adapt to service us. Context is futile.
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@loller10000 I miss you though...
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
this class is a monoid in the category of meaninglessnessfunctors