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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
May your optimism be based in realism, and your pessimism totally unfounded.

roses are red, diamonds are blue
I wanna look at the night sky with you

Estradiol is a monoid in the category of estrogenfunctors.
Location Utrecht, The Netherlands
Birthday 2002-12-12
Pronouns She/They (EN), Zij/Die (NL)
Neurodivergent? I am neurotypical to myself.
Gender Female with a body that disagreed from birth
Pronouns she/they
Itch.io https://1ntro.itch.io
Hotel? Trivago
Author Found dead in a ditch under suspicious circumstances
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
inarguably one of Path of Exile's greatest traits is its treatment of various native cultures across the world

the Vaal are inspired by the Nahuatl, the Karui are inspired by various Polynesian cultures, the Maraketh and Faridun represent Near Eastern and North African cultures - unreasonable representation in a game mostly about shooting the bad guys
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
I don't know who invented dnb, but I'm thankful they did
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Brazilian banker is this real
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Gebrabbel Ben er net achter gekomen dat Guus Meeuwis "Het is een nacht..." heeft geschreven nav een weekendje weg met zijn vriendin, die toen Valérie heette.

Wat een toeval. Dit zie je normaal alleen in films.
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
League of Legends players when they discover other professional players than Faker

(Chovy is my goat)
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Shooters are walking simulators
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Their systems are like the Habsburg family tree

Extremely convoluted, everything is related to everything, and you need a PhD to understand what the hell's going on
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
ARPGs are cool
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
I procrastinated eating dinner for so long that if this microwave meal is past its date I won't be able to anymore
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Drinking games are roguelites
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
did the one thing I had to do today

I'm so rotting this week and I so deserve to
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
tried to sneak through the door man, can't make it
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Taskmaster could not be funnier if it tried.

It does try, though.
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
What does a warrior do when the battle is won?
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
🤝
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
it is in fact 2025
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
mastery points mfs when they go first strike on Mundo support
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
you achieved an all-nighter
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
kid called Splitgate:
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intro // valéria @1NTRO@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
well the two people who invented "sock or shoe autism" also have (or had) skin autism

I clearly remember feeling trapped in my skin for years