Natalie
@Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
Shitposter and reposts from tumblr, mostly. Not online enough for most of fedi.
How embarassing it is to be embarassed
How embarassing it is to want to be friends with someone
These people be making songs like you cant be called post-punk if you actually release the lyrics
I always bedrot without fail when I sleep at my parents place I wonder why that is
Me when I accidentally skip class by bedrotting
Its good that moonshine exists so that the bar for home-distillers is as low as possible
Sandwiches shouldnt even cost 5 bucks but theyre all like 7 bucks
Nothing costs 5 bucks anymore
Edward Said said something about this
Only one of them is based on something that actually happens, all 3 others are just Western imaginings of what Japan is like (esp Hanzo and Genji)
AND ALSO THEY ALL KNOW EACHOTHER
That "Diversity Score" they use as blizzard really does not care for the actual execution huh
ARE YOU KIDDING ME OVERWATCH ADDED A 4TH JAPANESE CHARACTER AND THEY ARE ALSO A MAGICAL NINJA??????
@loller10000 yeah he built a deck just around hoping to cast a lot of extra turns (not infinite) and winning, but it doesnt actually win time walk is a strong card of course but you do need a deck
Deadass his one win was by swinging with a 2/3 flyer over several extra turns
After he's done deckbuilding: "Man this deck is gonna go like a really sad 1-3" Him after going 1-3: "What? This deck was sweet, how did this happen?"
"Hey, Fred, give me a Time Walk deck with extra tutors" "Extra tutors" "And hold the interaction" "Hold the interaction?" "And hold the win-cons" "Hold the win-cons? HEY, JIMMY, give me a time walk with nothing" "Nothing?"
"Oh I dont really have a way to win. Nevermind I have booster tutor I have a whole cube of ways to win" bro stop picking lands
"Booster tutor? Hell yeah, why wouldnt I want another Time Walk?" bro we cant be serious
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