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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
Shitposter and reposts from tumblr, mostly. Not online enough for most of fedi.
Location
Utrecht
Pronouns
Zij/haar (NL)
Pronouns She/her
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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How embarassing it is to be embarassed
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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How embarassing it is to want to be friends with someone
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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These people be making songs like you cant be called post-punk if you actually release the lyrics
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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I always bedrot without fail when I sleep at my parents place I wonder why that is
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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Me when I accidentally skip class by bedrotting etobleh
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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Its good that moonshine exists so that the bar for home-distillers is as low as possible
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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Sandwiches shouldnt even cost 5 bucks but theyre all like 7 bucks
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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Nothing costs 5 bucks anymore
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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Edward Said said something about this
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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Only one of them is based on something that actually happens, all 3 others are just Western imaginings of what Japan is like (esp Hanzo and Genji)
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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AND ALSO THEY ALL KNOW EACHOTHER
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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That "Diversity Score" they use as blizzard really does not care for the actual execution huh
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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ARE YOU KIDDING ME OVERWATCH ADDED A 4TH JAPANESE CHARACTER AND THEY ARE ALSO A MAGICAL NINJA??????
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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@loller10000 ja rip
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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@loller10000 yeah he built a deck just around hoping to cast a lot of extra turns (not infinite) and winning, but it doesnt actually win

time walk is a strong card of course but you do need a deck
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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Deadass his one win was by swinging with a 2/3 flyer over several extra turns
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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After he's done deckbuilding: "Man this deck is gonna go like a really sad 1-3"
Him after going 1-3: "What? This deck was sweet, how did this happen?"
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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"Hey, Fred, give me a Time Walk deck with extra tutors"
"Extra tutors"
"And hold the interaction"
"Hold the interaction?"
"And hold the win-cons"
"Hold the win-cons? HEY, JIMMY, give me a time walk with nothing"
"Nothing?"
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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"Oh I dont really have a way to win. Nevermind I have booster tutor I have a whole cube of ways to win" bro stop picking lands
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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"Booster tutor? Hell yeah, why wouldnt I want another Time Walk?" bro we cant be serious