Greetings, everyone, it is I, Memesoon, back from the dead.
Some of the more astute among you may have taken note of a profound absence of both memes and philosophy on your timeline. This lamentable drought was not by choice but rather the result of an egregious act—some silver-haired miscreant brazenly infiltrated my domicile and, with no regard for decency, cleaved my primary Commodore 64 along with the separate storage hard drive containing my vast archive of memes into something resembling a Tokyo plate.
It required considerable effort to recover even a fraction of what was lost, not to mention the arduous task of expelling this silver-haired scourge from my basement. Yet, to what I can only assume is thunderous applause, I AM BACK.
However, as fate would have it, not everything could be salvaged. Thus, my posts may, regrettably, remain somewhat sporadic. But let not this misfortune dampen anyone’s enjoyment!
Because memes are the DNA of the soul!