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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
me in 2034 when on my loan office 356 laptop i am renting for €567 per month with 4gb of ram and a pentium bronze processor and i make a game with themes that are "capitalism is maybe just a little bit bad" and i immediately get added to 621 watchlists and get put on a nofly list only for to try and install linux on the thing and the undying pedophiliac rotting corpse of bill gates plugged into the neuro-computational matrix personally orders a hit on me with his trained bluechip palantir agents by blowing up my shitty laptop and sending a killsquad to my door