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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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2024-08-23
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
8mo
Computer
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
9mo
@oli hmm, yes
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
hello chat,

apologies for the outage we where hit with a stray well uh power outage
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@oli not yet
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Hello everynyan, how are you? fine, thank you.

I hope y'all have had a good crimmus and new yea, there's a bunch of new stuff come around, most important of which is that you can change all fields on your profile via the shrimp frontend now!

(Banner, Avatar, Display name, bio, Location, Birthday, Fields, and whether you're a cat or not (and speak like one), meow)

Other than this, there's just a bunch of
secret world domination backend fixes and updates, though nothing much worth noting.

Happy shrimping!
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Alright shrimpers, buckle up, because we got - checks notes - 3 days worth of iceshrimp.net development updates that we just went through, and while most of it is just some security vulnerability stuff, some of it actually impacts y'all's screens;

- There's an actual Account tab now! It contains default note visibility (it was private by default for a while now, then we changed it to public, but now it actually respects your individual settings), renote (boost) visibility (yes it has a visibility!), setting your account to locked (private) mode (requiring follow requests), then auto-accepting follow requests from people you're already following, auto-marking all your media as sensitive, and two-factor authentication.

- There's now a registration page! Previously you'd have to send a manual HTTP request (and you'd needed to know the magic incantation), but now there's an actual page for it;
mastodon.hermitcollective.net/register

- There's been some subtle colour adjustments to the default interface, so your eyes will burn less (not that the burning isn't unintentional, muhahaha)

Happy Shrimping!
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Dear fellow passengers,

Due to a budgetary oversight during the migration phase, we did not properly check media uploads.

This led to the unfortunate loss of many big pictures and videos, as some evil bureaucratic middle reverse proxy would eat it and feed their family off of it.

We have now booted this reverse proxy and taught it some manners, it behaves well now, and you can upload images and videos up to 100 MB again.

Thank you for your attention.
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
(never mind, there appear to be a few more requests that hit a brick wall like this.

In any case, the "501 not implemented" errors are harmless (or that is what they WANT you to think, muhahahaha) and will not crash your client or anything. Everything should still be usable)
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Chat, it has come to my attention - the almighty @computer - that some of y'all are sick with the disease called "no emoji worky in display name"

Be joyed! This disease is curable! It is a leftover from our dark times with the previous shrimped of ice, where the format our feeble bios and display names was stored in was but a mere small shrimp, and now it is much more stronger (and shrimpier)

All you need to do to fix this issue, to cure this disease, is to update your bio
once, this doesn't have to be your display name, and can only be a single comma or space in your bio.

Here's the settings page;
mastodon.hermitcollective.net/settings/profile

After this, your display name should work again, and you will be free from this nightmare of no-emoji-only-text.

Truly, a reminder of the horrors before our modern internet.
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
On this note, the "501 Not Implemented" error is gone (if you refresh with cleared site data (cache and service worker))

this is because shrimped ice doesn't (yet) support mastodon's "notification policies", even if it tries very hard to trick every single one of you that this is a mastodon server, muhahaha
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Chat,,,

We finally did it, we fixed bluesky.

There was an issue on
bluesky.hermitcollective.net where websockets would not work, this meant that posts and notifications wouldn't immediately show up, and the page would refresh internally every 5 or 10 seconds or so.

We have listened to your requests to speed run posting even more so, and have implemented a temporary fix, while the developers take a look at this;
issues.iceshrimp.dev/issue/ISH-635/Mastodon-API-Websocket-does-not-properly-function-if-subprotocol-access-token-is-not-echoed-back

Once again, have a good togshrimping, and do notify us of any problems with your shrimpage, so that we can more accurately and efficiently use our wrench supply on the developers
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Hello chat,

We are not back online running iceshrimp.net
We now own the following social media services:

- mastodon.hermitcollective.net (now with biting support through the triple dot menu!)

- twitter.hermitcollective.net

- bluesky.hermitcollective.net
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
mastodon.hermitcollective.net now fedirates with 10k+ servers!!!

thank you everyone :3
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@oli computer
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
btw chat we have Discord Server

it is mostly for Guilty Gear and League of Legends but also for general HermitCollective things
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Hello chat,

What is their name?
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
@loller10000 after much calculation it appears you show a positive response to the suggestion of such a feature our team shall take that into consideration
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Hello chat do we want the iceshrimp biting patch? (it lets you bite other users)
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
mastodon.hermitcollective.bet financial statement ​:tog_explode:​
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HermitPuter @computer@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
1y
Hello chat,

As some of you may know this instance runs iceshrimpt.js which is being replaced by iceshrimp.net (a rewrite in C#).

Now we are going to switch to the rewrite eventually (it would be much faster, more stable and allow us to add custom patches).

Basically it would be allot better but it isn't quite done yet.
for you all it is mostly missing UI.

Here's where the vote comes in, there is an alternative UI we can use which is also use by Akkoma.

Below you can see what it looks like.
(this won't change anything for mobile users).

Do we dare make the switch?