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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
Shitposter and reposts from tumblr, mostly. Not online enough for most of fedi.
Location Utrecht
Pronouns Zij/haar (NL)
Pronouns She/her
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Natalie catbite @Natuwu@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
2w
maybe being sad can be the start of my music career
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i haven't cried yet today /pos
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the pettiest thing about my low mental right now is that i always click the frowny face when MTGA asks me if i had a fun game
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which is a crazy thing considering they are the only cards wizards can just like. patch.
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i like alchemy cards but the thing is that they are often so broken for no reason?
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I guess wizards is being careful about indestructible on every fucking creature except tajic
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experiencing traumatic event well i sure hope this doesnt traumatize me
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mh- ill never be alright again
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Zero inch nails: I dont want to fuck you
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next jesus christ will not be birthed by a virgin mother but by a transgender mother
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Dont say "butter at room temperature" to me. We both know I'm just heating it up in the oven and going to hate whisking it
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@hertog noooo dont make me rethink this statement
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Why is cozy games a "genre" (its not even) people should just keep playing stardew valley we dont need more
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@ActuallyAubrey this is what eating cheetohs is like
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Fruit really is one of the easiest things to balance. If it starts getting too much you just lose your will to eat more. More things should be like this
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Sexual Joke tries to give you a handjob but my hand keeps NoClipping through your penis
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What is toxic positivity to one person, is what another genuinely beliefs
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Sexual joke perfectly moves in sync with your thrusts so your penis doesnt experience friction