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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
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trans lady that studies games
she/her
20, HRT (27-7-2025)
Birthday
2005-07-04
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
the hoes call me slab revolver
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
@N33R where did you get that girl faggot sticker, i NEED IT
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
do you think kids born in the 2020s will be weirdly elitist about the 2020s, like "2025 was so good, i loved playing on my childhood retro console the Nintendo Switch"
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
imagine being born in 2026. bro missed EVERYTHING
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
@ShadowJonathan i am terribly sorry but you are an unc
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
me in 2034 when on my loan office 356 laptop i am renting for €567 per month with 4gb of ram and a pentium bronze processor and i make a game with themes that are "capitalism is maybe just a little bit bad" and i immediately get added to 621 watchlists and get put on a nofly list only for to try and install linux on the thing and the undying pedophiliac rotting corpse of bill gates plugged into the neuro-computational matrix personally orders a hit on me with his trained bluechip palantir agents by blowing up my shitty laptop and sending a killsquad to my door
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
bitches will be like "hear me out" then show you a picture of a man
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
call my room a polycule the way i'm making out with all my computers at once
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
send me to the machines and i'll come back a mother
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
@hertog they should write a paper about this
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
they thought it was a misspelling of "pedofiel" until i had to explain, yes the man currently running an international surveillance operations for the us government does have a name that sounds like the dutch word for pedophile
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
send me to the spiders and i'm coming back a brood mother
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
xbox 360 gamerpic will continue until morale improves.
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
started a major discussion among the peers today after writing on the bathroom walls "we should lowkey kill peter thiel"

my plan is working
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
also can people stop being so ceo-brained, im not gonna work on a project if the fucking implement i do 99% of my work on is currently spazzing the fuck out

ceo brained people when they learn people have a different set of circumstances and priorities to them:
explodesyou
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
oh yeah and i had to fucking fetch my bitlocker encyption key, turned that shit off only for my laptop to enter recovery mode in the next two hours after that
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
@NicoNickname I know where you live.
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
fucking hate windows 11 dude. spent the entire day panicking after a shitty update bluescreened my computer more than 10 times in 24 hours

once the warranty on this damn thing expires and i can get some repairs done im switching to dualbooting windows 10+a form of linux
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kiera @keyaura@mastodon.hermitcollective.net
6mo
we have all come to an aggreement that chairman mao is just a cat in a human suit